This is the 3rd vibrator I’ve bought from Womanizer. I started my plebeian pleasure journey when I discovered the Womanizer brand a few years ago. This teensy, pink 4-speed from their Starlet collection was my first. And while it served me v-v-v-veeeery well for a time, it eventually couldn’t speed anymore.
Fast forward though. I LOVE my new eco. Cute, pink, good size, and TWELVE settings?! It’s perfect.
I didn’t even mean to buy one that was “eco friendly,” so that wasn’t the selling point. I didn’t even notice until after the fact, once it had already been delivered. But I guess it’s all right with me if the environment benefits from my pleasure. Teehee.
I don’t really “do” specs. I mean I can read them on their site, but what did I really want to know?
TWELVE speeds!
One thing I don’t prefer though: is the charging cord. It’s that magnetic one that makes you have to set up the vibrator just so, or the charger falls off if it tilts or anything. I mean, sure, it tells you it’s plugged when you see the light come on, but once I see that I walk away and let it be.
Except for once—unbeknownst to me, I walked away after confirming that it was charging, and later returned, excited to use it with its new life, only to realize it had never charged because at some point the magnet slid off the dock. Maaaan, I prefer the mini USB on the “older” toys. That’s what I loved about my first mini one: I liked the confirmation that it was in fact charging since I know I stuck it in all the way. Hehe.
It’s the only thing I would change. Still gonna keep buying their toys, though.
Do they have a 20-speed?! Jk jk.
Unless they do, in which case, I’m not jk jk.
ALSO: I had bought this toy, and after a little over a year, for some reason there was a problem with the battery component. Since the company has a 5-year warranty, I figured I was entitled to submit a claim.
It was barely 2 weeks from the time I submitted my warranty claim, before I had received my replacement toy in the mail. (And that was even though I couldn’t find my original purchase receipt. They were able to find my record of purchase from contact info and payment info. So, best no-hassle customer service.)
#2 | Foria Awaken Arousal Oil with CBD
It’s amazing what we can feel between our legs. I mean I’m constantly blown (hehe) away by how much our bodies are capable of standing in terms of pleasure. But having that little EXTRA sensation down there, a little extra OOMPH in my unst unst unst—I mean, damn.
I love that this oil really doesn’t taste like anything, and doesn’t have some strong, distinct scent. Very demure. Very mindful.
Also, in my opinion: perfect, smooth consistency. I guess I could always follow their recommendations for application, but I like to do 2 more sprays than they say, and then wait mabe 30-40 minutes for it to kick in.
Then, my little self down there gets sensitive and enhanced, but without any other type of high normally associated with the plant. Seriously, no high? What even is science?! This might be the only time where I’d saycompartmentalization IS possible.
Anyway, rubbing it on my favorite areas: lips, clit, booty—whatever. And get my boo to help disperse it with his tongue. Sigh. Divine.
Maybe we mess around, get a little teasing done in the meantime. I always love starting with a little oral (okay, a LOT of it). You know, ride a face, something like that, anything that makes me feel more luxurious and relaxed, and ready to be pleasured to reach my euFORIA.
#3 | Reese’s Polkadot Magic Mushroom Belgian Chocolate Bar
God I love shrooms. Well, psilocybin.
I could talk all about its wonderful effects for daaaays. Psilocybin is elixir of life, sensation, mind, and spirit. Transformation and transcendence abound through this compound
But, speaking only about the sexy parts of its use…
Normally, I don’t even do formal “edibles.” I like taking the actual shrooms masked in a tea, or a smoothie, or some other way extra, sneaky, taste-hiding ingestion method. I HATE the smell, taste, and texture of mushrooms in general, whether on their own or infused in things.
But then, I discovered the Polkadot brand of ‘cybin treats, and…mind. blasted. Anything can blow your mind, this BLASTED my mind!
The great thing is the well-known Reese’s flavor. But even more specifically, the LACK of mushroom flavor. At least, this Reese’s flavor anyway. I once tried another flavor they had and I was like HYEUGH, because in that flavor it HAD been noticeable (might’ve been something like cookies and cream). Almost hurled trying to scarf it down—must be a me thing though, because everyone else apparently lOoOves mushroom flavors.
Anyway, this Reese’s version. Oh my god, so good. I think I had it as a topper to some crackers and brie. Recommend.
The effects though…
I get that everyone’s bodies are different. And whether it’s someone’s first time taking shrooms, or they have a lesser or higher tolerance, or they ate too much beforehand and it absorbed all the effects, or depending on their environment or their mentality about shrooms, or a myriad of other factors, the results can highly vary.
I have a high tolerance. I only ate half of a bar (about 7.5 squares), equaling 2 grams. The high lasted me about 3-5 hours. That’s 3 hours on the high itself, before I started feeling myself come down from it, and easing out the last couple hours.
In a way, it was kind of like having the enhancing attributes of the aforementioned Foria Arousal Oil for the physical aspect (but times a LOT). But not just the effects on my privates. I mean the effects on my ENTIRE body. All of it feels amazing.
The most practical example I can give of the sensation is this:
During “regular,” sober sex, when I feel I’m getting closer and closer to cumming…
Sometimes, I just KNOW, that if I don’t get to that climax within a certain amount of time, that I will lose the ability to actually orgasm. I just lose it. Like I didn’t “make it in time,” and now I’m kind of numb and my body will just NOT cum (at least for that moment, or session or whatever).
Well, on shrooms, I feel myself getting way too close to hitting that wall, except, as the ecstasy is increasing, not only do I make it to the line, but I SURPASS it. And I surpass it with DOUBLE the capacity I had to even reach that wall in the first place. And now when I finally do reach the orgasm(s), they’re THAT much more powerful too!
I mean, doublethe sensation.
But the feeling—it’s everywhere on, and within my body.
I could be happy to die right then and there.
I would recommend it to anyone looking for such a high.
Ok, so I know that this isn’t necessarily a “sex product” per se…
I used to never have period sex, and I mean NEVER. It wasn’t until recent years that I even considered it, and finally tried it. And even then, only IN the shower. (it’s the virgo in me probably, I just can’t do that mess in an uncontrolled environment)
One weekend, boo and I decided to go visit our playtime girl—our sexy friend in another state. We were excited to see her after quite some time, and of COURSE I got my period that week.
And though it was winding down by the time we saw her, I was still worried I wouldn’t be able to have fun with them, or enjoy our first time at a sex club in her town.
When I mentioned my concern to her, she basically said don’t worry about it, we’ll go to Walgreens or something, and grab period cups. And I was thinking, I used to have a diva cup, but I never had sex on my period back then, so this solution hadn’t occurred to me. I couldn’t fathom how a dick wouldn’t be hurt by it upon insertion.
She said it wasn’t the big cup, but the disposable discs that you could put in and have sex with no mess. Skeptical.
Period sex, outside the shower, no mess, it won’t hurt me, AND it won’t hurt my boo’s member? I don’t know about that.
I had tried discs back in the day, but never with sex. Definitely had it been a heavy flow day for me, I would’ve said nah, I can’t do that. But since it was waning, I decided to trust her and go with it.
OMG it was perfect. I had completely forgotten—not only can you easily insert the disc, but you can’t even feel it in there if you insert it correctly.
I was able to get penetrated and truly, there was no mess. Thought there would be at least some residue. I would’ve been grossed out had any blood been on my partners, or anywhere. Or if I had accidentally tasted it from switching orifices and positions and what not.
But no. This period “hack” was a great save. I now use them exclusively for sex-having.
I don’t know about their claims that you can keep a disc in for 12 hours, though.
It won’t be holding 12 hours-worth for me. And anyway I would never put it in for that long, I need to air out my area throughout the day, and nothing is as refreshing as my own body cleaning itself out as it has to.
Even if I kept it in for 4-5 hours, there’s just NO way I’d be worry-free, I know my body’s flow. It would leak. And it has. I tried it. I wouldn’t say that it’s an error of function on the brand’s part though, but rather an insurmountable challenge because our bodies are unique and there isn’t one solution that fits us all that would be mess-free, etc.
Even on my heavy days, I always shower up and put one in RIGHT BEFORE I’m about to have sex so that there’s no excess shedding built up inside. I’d rather be as fresh as I can be. And then, as soon as we’re done with pound town, out it also comes. TWSS.
FAVORITE part about them is:
Putting one in and being SO comfortable with getting eaten out. Especially for my fave: facesitting, because there’s that additional factor of gravity. No spillage.
Another great thing—which I was very concerned about—is that my boo’s dick can be aaaall up in my business and he says that while sometimes he does feel the disc, the awareness of it is minimal and it definitely does NOT hurt him. So…it’s a win for us both.
Anyway, my sex life has improved since I started using Softdisc, because now there are basically NO days that I “have to” go without sex.
